Man killed on golf course
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome
of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are
taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it
10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely.
Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another
five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and
says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I
took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have
it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.......
Thanks to Jimmy B for this one.